Sweet dreams are made of bees
I have to disagree
Bees sting with their knees
I am really afraid of bees
i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:
and i have never laughed so hard x’D
never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again
You never peeled a furby?
What the absolute fuck
Gotta do it
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
still reblogging ‘cause y not
The best argument that dick size doesn’t matter is the simple fact that there are people with small dicks. If only people with big dicks reproduced, then due to genetics pretty much everyone would have a big dick by now.
ranking of capes in star wars
- vader’s cape – of course its the best. its vader. its black. flawless style and execution. also, theme music. ∞/10
- lando’s cape – daring cut and color worn by the most stylish man in the galaxy. and what a clasp. 10/10
- phasma’s cape – stunning. incredible. its black. its armorweave. its got a tasteful red edge. and on those shoulders!! my only complaint is that it looks a bit like a tarp up close. 9/10
- krennic’s cape – nothing special, but its a good solid cape in capable cape-wearing hands. 7.5/10
- padme’s white cape thing – i can’t tell if that’s cape or not. half the shit she wore looked like a cape? why is she defined by her fucking outfits i hate george lucas? damn i keep looking at her tits im so fuckin gay. anyway it looks like a beach towel but other than that, a nice cape. a bit like avant-garde LL Bean fashion. 7/10
- the various capes of bail organa – i wish i liked these better. you’re a great man bail but i’m not such a fan of your capes. all dashingly cut, but the dull and drab military-esque colors are heartbreaking. 6.5/10
- dooku’s cape – plain from a distance, weird texture up close. nice clasp though. 5/10
- grievous’s cape – messy and uncontained, but at least it matches its owner. 4/10
- boba fett’s cape – terrible, like the rest of him. 1/10
honorable mention – grand admiral thrawn’s cape, lost in the abyss of the eu.
other notes – robes were not included, obviously, if it has sleeves it aint a cape
10: Biggs Darklighter’s cape – sharp and sassy, Lando totally copped his look. It takes a certain dedication to style to wear a heavy cape on a planet like Tatooine (not to mention the leather pants–the boy was determined to impress his boyfriend). 10/10
okay but WAIT because you can’t just say “lando’s cape” because that man wears two capes of vastly different quality
this is a nonsense cape made of that one scratchy blanket everyone has to use at sleepovers, and is clasped with part of a belt made by some lonely white man from arizona who owns a failing leather shop.
this cape paid off my debts, cleared my skin, and saved the whales. this cape rescues kittens from storm drains on the weekends. this fucking cape isn’t even attached or clasped to anything, it just dramatically hangs off his shoulders and never falls off in the most spectacular example of space magic we have ever seen.
this cape is a blessing.
this is absolutely true and a very necessary addition, i was talking about the cape in the second picture because honestly I try to forget that the other one ever existed
